Freeman's Mind 2： Episode 14-B7NXBkicCy8.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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[hyperventilating]

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GRAH!

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WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE REAL?!

#500:00:16,300→00:00:19,967

I said I wanted FIVE MINUTES without being shot,

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but I wasn't thinking so literally!

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Beep beep! Okay, break's over!

#800:00:24,400→00:00:26,467

Your performance review says you're still not dead,

#900:00:26,467→00:00:29,367

so time to get shot again! Gotta get those metrics up!

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[whimpering]

#1100:00:30,767→00:00:32,867

I don't want to get shot!

#1200:00:32,867→00:00:37,067

That's what this is really about! Every dispute is about shooting me or not!

#1300:00:37,067→00:00:40,567

Well, not the aliens. They're more nuanced because they want to eat me,

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but, y'know. Fuck aliens.

#1500:00:42,700→00:00:44,767

I mean, is the chopper going to run out of fuel?

#1600:00:44,767→00:00:45,967

I can't assume that.

#1700:00:45,967→00:00:46,721

What's this?

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[mechanical whirring]

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] [mechanical whirring]

#2000:00:50,067→00:00:50,567

Hoh!

#2100:00:51,533→00:00:54,000

Yeah, that's smart. What don't I make more noise?

#2200:00:54,000→00:00:55,467

Actually, yeah. Get me!

#2300:00:55,467→00:00:57,467

Go get me! I'm in there! Get me!

#2400:00:57,467→00:00:58,867

This isn't going to work...

#2500:00:58,867→00:01:02,067

But all I have to look forward to is troops storming the place also.

#2600:01:02,067→00:01:04,033

Life's full of blessings like that!

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They should put me on a calendar...

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And there he is! Okay...!

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I have a headstart--

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Oof!

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--of five seconds!

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[Hunter-chopper charging] He's spinning up!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] DIVE! DIVE!

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UUUAH! WHIPLASH!

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BLAH!

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YEAH! PUT MY PHOTO ON A MOTIVATIONAL CALENDAR

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THAT SAYS YOUR LIFE COULD BE WORSE!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] BLAAA-AAA-AAAAH!

#3900:01:22,700→00:01:24,433

Holy shit!

#4000:01:25,467→00:01:26,267

YOU MISSED!

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BUT YOU WIN AT GOD DOMINOES!

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SO IS THIS WHAT'S HAPPENING?! IS REALITY FALLING APART AGAIN?!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing]

#4400:01:36,067→00:01:38,733

I FORGOT ME BEING ALIVE IS ENDING THE WORLD!

#4500:01:38,733→00:01:40,867

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO *KEEP* FORGETTING!

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OH!

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Uh!

#4800:01:42,967→00:01:46,167

YEAH! I WAS DESTINED TO DIE A LONG TIME AGO, BUT I DIDN'T!

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SO NOW THE WORLD'S FALLING APART!

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THAT SMOKESTACK WENT! NEXT A RIFT IN THE EARTH IS GOING TO OPEN UP!

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AND I'M NOT GOING TO STOP, EITHER!

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I'M TAKING ALL OF YOU WITH ME!

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IT'S GOING TO GET ALL LANGOLIERS UP IN THIS BITCH!

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[Hunter-chopper alarm] HOLY FUCK!

#5500:01:59,367→00:02:01,633

HE SHOT THE CHOPPER! THAT'S AWESOME!

#5600:02:01,633→00:02:03,600

AWWWW! SO CLOSE!

#5700:02:03,600→00:02:07,033

Yeah! You'd better kill me! You'd better fucking kill me!

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If you don't, your whole world's going to collapse!

#5900:02:09,533→00:02:11,967

Sucks to be you and everything you care about!

#6000:02:11,967→00:02:14,133

But seriously, stop shooting me. I hate you.

#6100:02:14,133→00:02:16,000

I might hate everyone--I don't know.

#6200:02:16,000→00:02:18,867

Ohhhhhhh, this is not what I want to see.

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Alright...

#6400:02:19,633→00:02:22,233

Okay, I think I bought a little bit of time.

#6500:02:22,233→00:02:25,367

I'm really sure they weren't expecting me to still be alive now.

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I mean, was that tower on purpose?

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OH NO! NOT AGAIN!

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Wait...

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Is he circling back?

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Did he actually NOT see me?

#7100:02:36,467→00:02:39,133

No. No, that's not how my life works.

#7200:02:39,133→00:02:41,633

He left because they're calling in a missile strike.

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MOVE!

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This is a problem.

#7500:02:45,167→00:02:46,933

Well, that's a highway up there.

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Guess I'm on foot!

#7700:02:48,333→00:02:52,967

God, would it be too much to hope to go up there and hitchhike my way out of here?

#7800:02:52,967→00:02:54,886

Yeah, probably would.

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What's this?

#8000:02:57,233→00:02:58,733

Oh, that did a lot.

#8100:02:58,733→00:03:02,967

Yeah, this is just the work of some crazy homeless person with access to a junkyard.

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It's probably a trap for catching cats.

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Actually, for all I know, this is the rebel base.

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...what's left of it.

#8500:03:09,100→00:03:13,500

Yeah, let's get out of here and NOT follow the river for once.

#8600:03:13,500→00:03:15,033

Hey, there's nothing up here.

#8700:03:15,033→00:03:18,133

This looks like a hideout for the Lost Boys from Peter Pan.

#8800:03:18,133→00:03:20,500

I'm pretty sure that won't keep out the cops!

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I can't even get to the road. I'm wasting time here.

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I don't know where I need to go,

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but so far the only correct answer has been NOT wherever I am.

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I don't think this is the base. There would be bodies.

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Even if they took them in for interrogation, they'd kill at least one for kicks.

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They've gotta get SOMETHING for the trouble of coming all the way out here.

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Y'know, this is pretty mucky.

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I think it's times like these that call for a little help from my friends.

#9700:03:44,367→00:03:47,433

Yeah, why don't you talk to them, buddy? I can't reason with them.

#9800:03:48,567→00:03:52,167

Some people just don't let you down, y'know? Time to move!

#9900:03:52,167→00:03:54,567

It's always time to move, lately.

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It might be a problem when I sleep.

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This looks big enough...

#10200:03:58,767→00:04:00,433

Oh, we're going to make this work.

#10300:04:00,433→00:04:02,167

No, this IS happening.

#10400:04:02,167→00:04:03,000

Yeah.

#10500:04:03,000→00:04:05,067

Eh, it's just as well I'm not on foot.

#10600:04:05,067→00:04:07,467

I'm not sure anybody would pick me up as a hitchhiker;

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I'm dripping wet, have cuts all over my face,

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I might still be bleeding, I don't know.

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Oh no...

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REBEL 1: Hey!

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Holy sh--!

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REBEL 1: You're Freeman, aren't you?

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Jesus Christ!

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REBEL 2: I wouldn't believe it if I couldn't see it with my own eyes!

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REBEL 2: Doctor Gordon Freeman himself!

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Recognize!

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Yeah, no time for love, gotta go!

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Oof!

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What is this, the Panama Canal?!

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REBEL 1: ...before the Combine picks us up. We're just getting ready to pull out.

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Good! You can be my escort!

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REBEL 2: We'd better hurry. We've got to tear down this camp and get out of here.

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No! You need to go, NOW!

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WUAH! VORTIGAUNT: Greetings to the Freeman.

#12500:04:39,367→00:04:40,900

What the fuck?!

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REBEL 2: Come on in. I'll show you what you're up against.

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Are you serious?!

#12800:04:44,533→00:04:47,933

Oh, I guess he's your slave, but you're letting him hold a gun!

#12900:04:47,933→00:04:51,533

I'm sure it's not loaded but that's WAY too much, guys!

#13000:04:51,533→00:04:54,033

Well, looks like we found our mole!

#13100:04:54,033→00:04:57,300

Hey, do you think there's any chance we can stuff him in my suit,

#13200:04:57,300→00:05:00,867

then send him out on the boat? It would be win-win.

#13300:05:00,867→00:05:03,100

What can I say? It's my physics background.

#13400:05:03,100→00:05:05,800

We're always looking to balance equations.

#13500:05:05,800→00:05:06,533

Oh, a map!

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REBEL 2: Here, take a look at this.

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Can I keep this?

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REBEL 2: This here's the dam. It's just up ahead.

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It's mounted...

#14000:05:11,333→00:05:12,367

REBEL 2: Eli's hideout is here...

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What? REBEL 2: ...a stone's throw from the apron

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REBEL 2: and nestled in the old hydro plant.

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"Apron"?

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REBEL 2: But getting there,

#14500:05:17,100→00:05:19,800

REBEL 2 with that Hunter-Chopper on your ass, next to impossible.

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YEAH, TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!

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THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE!

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REBEL 2: Good news is, the vortigaunt's working his magic on your airboat...

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What?!

#15000:05:27,600→00:05:28,933

REBEL 2: ...so you'll have a little more firepower going forward.

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You're touching my boat?!

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REBEL 2: I think he's just finishing up now.

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Oh my God...

#15400:05:33,267→00:05:35,367

GET THE FUCK BACK!

#15500:05:35,367→00:05:37,367

I will SO kill you!

#15600:05:37,367→00:05:38,533

This was a mistake!

#15700:05:39,667→00:05:40,400

SHUT UP!

#15800:05:41,433→00:05:44,133

There's a REASON I've stayed alive so long!

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IT'S BECAUSE I CAN SMELL PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO GET ME KILLED!

#16000:05:47,967→00:05:48,740

Open the gate!

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OPEN THE FU--

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You're welcome!

#16300:05:53,400→00:05:55,533

Damn, this veers to left now.

#16400:05:55,533→00:05:58,367

I'm afraid to touch the gun; he might have rigged it to blow.

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Can't steer...

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[Hunter-chopper charging] What?

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] AAAH! AHH!

#16800:06:03,467→00:06:05,067

[Hunter-Chopper firing] USE THE GUN!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] NO!

#17000:06:06,167→00:06:08,600

NOOOO!

#17100:06:08,600→00:06:10,900

AAAAAAAH!

#17200:06:10,900→00:06:13,433

NO! THE GUN STOPPED! IS IT OVERHEATING?!

#17300:06:14,300→00:06:15,333

DIE!

#17400:06:15,333→00:06:17,100

YOU NEED TO DIE!

#17500:06:17,100→00:06:18,800

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

#17600:06:18,800→00:06:20,267

NO! COME BACK!

#17700:06:20,267→00:06:21,733

I HAVE TO HELP HIM!

#17800:06:21,733→00:06:23,667

I HAVE TO HELP BOTH OF US!

#17900:06:23,667→00:06:25,767

Oh my God!

#18000:06:25,767→00:06:27,567

Well, I know MORE now!

#18100:06:27,567→00:06:28,567

Oh wait. Here we go.

#18200:06:29,400→00:06:30,600

Jazz hands!

#18300:06:30,600→00:06:31,367

OOF!

#18400:06:31,367→00:06:32,767

Whoa-ohhoohh!

#18500:06:32,767→00:06:35,267

Well the alien put a tracker on me for sure.

#18600:06:35,267→00:06:37,467

The chopper wasn't watching the exit.

#18700:06:37,467→00:06:40,433

He flew down low and opened fire on me into the tunnel

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before I could even see him!

#18900:06:41,900→00:06:45,000

[alarm] Oh boy! Okay! Who did that?

#19000:06:45,000→00:06:46,567

Who wants the Freeman?

#19100:06:46,567→00:06:47,195

Anyone?

#19200:06:47,738→00:06:48,372

Anyone?

#19300:06:48,900→00:06:49,933

Bueller?

#19400:06:49,933→00:06:51,633

I'm not paid by commission.

#19500:06:51,633→00:06:53,367

If this is a no-show, I'll leave.

#19600:06:53,367→00:06:56,233

My services are in high demand elsewhere.

#19700:06:56,233→00:06:57,533

Too high.

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[single gunshot]

#19900:06:58,067→00:06:59,467

I heard that!

#20000:06:59,467→00:07:02,463

This is a pretty crappy trap, actually.

#20100:07:02,463→00:07:04,700

Wait a minute. Whose side am I on?

#20200:07:04,700→00:07:05,533

What?

#20300:07:05,533→00:07:08,700

Oh, now I get it! Now I get it!

#20400:07:08,700→00:07:11,133

You were going to box me in, pummel me with rockets,

#20500:07:11,133→00:07:13,100

but then you realized you couldn't see over the gate.

#20600:07:13,100→00:07:14,000

Whoa!

#20700:07:14,000→00:07:18,267

Will this damn gun ever STOP OVERHEATING?! BLAH!

#20800:07:18,267→00:07:21,367

I'M NOT PAYING YOUR STUPID TOLL! SEND ME A TICKET!

#20900:07:21,367→00:07:23,700

OH WAIT! I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE PLATE!

#21000:07:23,700→00:07:26,167

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU!

#21100:07:26,167→00:07:28,800

FUCK YOU, TOOOOOOOOOO!

#21200:07:28,800→00:07:31,033

Yeah, let me through! I've got E-ZPass!

#21300:07:31,033→00:07:33,233

Wow, this is almost relaxing.

#21400:07:33,233→00:07:36,000

Only five or six bullets instead of a thousand.

#21500:07:36,000→00:07:38,365

That chopper was a real source of stress.

#21600:07:38,967→00:07:41,033

It's just a toxic relationship.

#21700:07:41,033→00:07:43,467

But yeah, there's a tracker on me somewhere.

#21800:07:43,467→00:07:45,333

They tipped their hand in that tunnel.

#21900:07:45,333→00:07:47,717

But y'know what? I shouldn't assume too much.

#22000:07:48,300→00:07:49,467

Whoa!

#22100:07:49,467→00:07:50,933

It might not be in the gun.

#22200:07:50,933→00:07:52,167

Oh, come ON!

#22300:07:52,167→00:07:54,936

It's a nice evening and you're doing this?!

#22400:07:54,936→00:07:56,967

AHHH-AHHHHHHH!

#22500:07:56,967→00:07:59,033

WHY CAN'T YOU BE HAPPY FOR ME?!

#22600:07:59,033→00:08:01,667

THAT WOULD'VE BEEN THE PERFECT SPOT TO SHOOT FIREWORKS!

#22700:08:01,667→00:08:05,600

I HATE GETTING SHOT AT FROM ABOVE WITH AUTOMATIC WEAPONS!

#22800:08:05,600→00:08:07,600

NO! NOT YOU, TOO!

#22900:08:07,600→00:08:09,167

I'VE BEEN HURT ALREADY!

#23000:08:09,167→00:08:11,167

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M VULNERABLE?!

#23100:08:11,167→00:08:14,800

Wish I knew how much ammo was in this gun. I forgot to ask.

#23200:08:14,800→00:08:17,567

Eh, it doesn't matter. They would've lied to me anyway.

#23300:08:17,567→00:08:20,367

They would--Oh shit! That's him! That's the spook!

#23400:08:20,367→00:08:22,333

[machinegun fire] He's right there! I saw him!

#23500:08:22,333→00:08:23,900

Will you stop shooting?

#23600:08:23,900→00:08:25,567

God... I don't believe it.

#23700:08:25,567→00:08:27,633

No, I DO believe it. I just--

#23800:08:27,633→00:08:29,300

He WANTED me to see him.

#23900:08:29,300→00:08:31,767

He could've watched from a window if he didn't.

#24000:08:31,767→00:08:34,433

Hot damn, this is demoralizing!

#24100:08:34,433→00:08:38,467

And he just happens to show up with the helicopter's not around!

#24200:08:38,467→00:08:39,633

Mm-hmm!

#24300:08:39,633→00:08:41,967

But seriously. The tracker could've been on me the whole time,

#24400:08:41,967→00:08:43,800

and they only gave it away back there.

#24500:08:43,800→00:08:47,400

It could be on the boat, my suit, my clothes...

#24600:08:48,033→00:08:48,767

Fuck...

#24700:08:48,767→00:08:50,067

When did it happen?

#24800:08:50,067→00:08:51,467

Whooooaaaa...

#24900:08:51,467→00:08:52,567

Oof.

#25000:08:52,567→00:08:55,633

Yeah, things didn't get really bad until I left the lab.

#25100:08:55,633→00:08:58,400

I mean, they got bad at that commune, but that was a raid.

#25200:08:58,400→00:09:00,700

That felt more like wrong place, wrong time.

#25300:09:00,700→00:09:04,733

More barrels. We're back to Donkey Kong, huh, guys? Works for me.

#25400:09:04,733→00:09:05,400

[machinegun fire]

#25500:09:05,400→00:09:06,667

[machinegun fire] Oh no! Stop!

#25600:09:06,667→00:09:07,433

[machinegun fire] GO!

#25700:09:07,433→00:09:09,233

JESUS CHRIST!

#25800:09:09,233→00:09:12,400

WHO KNEW DRIVING A BOAT ON LAND WAS A BAD IDEA?!

#25900:09:12,400→00:09:13,733

I CAN'T STEER!

#26000:09:14,633→00:09:16,833

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

#26100:09:16,833→00:09:17,667

UHH!

#26200:09:17,667→00:09:19,100

WILL YOU GET OFF MY BACK?!

#26300:09:19,100→00:09:21,100

I'D LIKE TO SEE *YOU* DRIVE THIS THING!

#26400:09:21,100→00:09:23,467

NOW GO SHOOT EACH OTHER IN THE CROSSFIRE!

#26500:09:23,467→00:09:25,233

YOUR FRIEND IN THE VEHICLE DID!

#26600:09:25,233→00:09:26,733

THAT'S HOW YOU DRIVE!

#26700:09:26,733→00:09:28,133

In fact, now I'm doubting that--

#26800:09:28,133→00:09:29,167

WHOA!

#26900:09:29,167→00:09:31,133

--that those mortars were on purpose.

#27000:09:31,133→00:09:33,800

The mortars stopped once they hit that tower.

#27100:09:33,800→00:09:34,967

OOF!

#27200:09:34,967→00:09:36,167

AHH!

#27300:09:36,167→00:09:38,100

Gonna have some bruises...

#27400:09:38,100→00:09:42,367

Yeah, now I'm thinking them blowing up their own buildings wasn't part of the plan.

#27500:09:42,367→00:09:46,367

It could be that someone is in even WORSE trouble than me right now.

#27600:09:46,367→00:09:49,500

That sounds impossible but I haven't been caught.

#27700:09:49,500→00:09:50,733

Ah, jinx.

#27800:09:50,733→00:09:54,700

Actually, no! I'm pretty sure these guys aren't here to CATCH me.

#27900:09:54,700→00:09:56,367

Or rather, they're here to catch--

#28000:09:56,367→00:09:57,067

OOF!

#28100:09:57,067→00:09:59,533

Shit, don't stop... Go go go go go go!

#28200:09:59,533→00:10:01,633

HEY GUYS! I THINK YOU NEED MORE ROCKETS!

#28300:10:01,633→00:10:04,333

NOBODY'S GOING TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WITH THIS FEW!

#28400:10:04,333→00:10:07,833

Yeah, they're taking the dynamite fishing approach to catching me!

#28500:10:07,833→00:10:09,833

That probably is how they fish.

#28600:10:09,833→00:10:13,467

Their brains probably don't even make a distinction between me and a fish.

#28700:10:13,467→00:10:16,700

I bet an MRI scan would show no difference at all.

#28800:10:16,700→00:10:18,633

C'mon! Eat it! EAT IT!

#28900:10:18,633→00:10:20,467

OH! I BUSTED YOUR ENGINE!

#29000:10:20,467→00:10:23,233

I appreciate how you guys aren't leading your shots!

#29100:10:23,233→00:10:25,700

You probably thought I hadn't noticed, but I have!

#29200:10:25,700→00:10:27,933

Have you thought about what I said about more rockets?!

#29300:10:27,933→00:10:30,300

OH! BAD PLACE TO STOP!

#29400:10:30,300→00:10:32,633

YEAH, THAT'S AN ILLEGAL PARKING, FOR SURE!

#29500:10:32,633→00:10:34,233

I'M WITH YOU ON THAT ONE!

#29600:10:34,233→00:10:36,167

OKAY! TIME FOR ANOTHER LAP!

#29700:10:36,167→00:10:38,700

I hope you guys have been clocking me because I haven't.

#29800:10:38,700→00:10:40,367

Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga--

#29900:10:40,367→00:10:42,067

HO-HOO!

#30000:10:42,067→00:10:42,700

Tire.

#30100:10:42,700→00:10:45,833

Yeah, this is harder than NASCAR because I also have to turn right

#30200:10:45,833→00:10:47,433

when I try to kill other drivers.

#30300:10:48,100→00:10:50,600

HO-HOOOOO! GOLD CUP!

#30400:10:50,600→00:10:53,300

Time for champagne and to gun down any survivors!

#30500:10:53,300→00:10:54,800

Alright!

#30600:10:54,800→00:10:55,933

None there...

#30700:10:55,933→00:10:56,967

And a quick check...

#30800:10:59,133→00:11:00,200

Looking good!

#30900:11:00,200→00:11:01,933

I'd like to thank my gun,

#31000:11:01,933→00:11:04,067

and I would thank the people who gave it to me,

#31100:11:04,067→00:11:06,367

but they got me into this mess to begin with,

#31200:11:06,367→00:11:09,767

and those two things really don't cancel each other out.

#31300:11:09,767→00:11:14,000

I may have to eventually go back and kill them. I don't know yet.

#31400:11:14,000→00:11:15,267

See, that--OOF!

#31500:11:15,267→00:11:16,933

Excuse you!

#31600:11:16,933→00:11:17,938

Okay...

#31700:11:19,067→00:11:20,657

Yeah, I'm lost again.

#31800:11:23,833→00:11:24,667

Hm.

#31900:11:24,667→00:11:27,345

I guess the universe isn't collapsing on itself.

#32000:11:28,267→00:11:30,344

I'm not sure if I'm disappointed or not...